by Johnny crackerjack April 26, 2017
Sophia: is it just me or is carrot top kinda hot??
Lizzy: what's wrong with sophia?
Brianna: Sophia is just a total pumpkin hunter.
Lizzy: what's wrong with sophia?
Brianna: Sophia is just a total pumpkin hunter.
by Lil z aka the real savage January 02, 2016
Josh: Blake Griffin is really letting us down this year.
Dan: Man, fuck that pumpkin mulatto motherfucker!
Dan: Man, fuck that pumpkin mulatto motherfucker!
by bluejacket247 November 07, 2015
1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process
2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....
3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED
4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....
3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED
4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022
by Jimmy jake June 18, 2022
Pumpkin Napping is when you drive around in the middle of the night stealing people's pumpkins off their lawns and porches.
by Bernie-Lb October 18, 2017
It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.
Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A
(there is no Scenario B)
Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A
(there is no Scenario B)
So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!
by Tommy's Hill Figures May 28, 2014