Pet Fishing

Pet fishing is used on dating apps or social medias, and when someone is petfishing, they are using pets/animals in their photos to seem more attractive.

I thought David was sweet and kind. But after i got to know him. Turns out he was just Pet fishing.

by Kenny_Wenny February 10, 2020

Boob pet

A person who sticks their hands down your shirt constantly. Can be annoying or funny.

Or in chatrooms, someone who "hides" in your boobs all the time.

Boy: *hides in your boobs" ;-;

Girl: I now have a boob pet. :D!

by Zelo April 30, 2009

Petting Rabbits

Petting Rabbits is defined as the fingering of a woman

Petting Rabbits is the fingering of a woman.

Person 1: So how many fingers do you use to pet rabbits?
Person 2: Two, three if I’m feeling adventurous.

by hadesquietchild November 14, 2019

petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 08, 2009

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy February 21, 2016

ops pet

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."

I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.

by goofing off March 07, 2006

Teachers Pet

Someone everyone hates or thinks is annoying

Isn’t Emily such a teachers pet?

by octopuasssshbsjajhd April 11, 2018