Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

nelson ma

the hourse
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ma ke

ma ke

"marke why u hourse"
- laoshi
"idk"
- nelson ma

by tang yuan September 27, 2022

Naughty Nelson

Improper name for a ladder jump. It is typically used when in agony or frustration trying to complete the task.

"I'm stuck on this Naughty Nelson!"

"There's a naughty nelson ahead!"

by PuzzledChicken67 October 10, 2025

Nelson Rockefeller

Born in 1908, Nelson Aldrich Rockefeller was the former vice-president of the United States between 1974 and 1977 under Gerald Ford. He was known to be a moderate Republican, and the expression « Rockefeller Republican » was named after him.

Nelson Rockefeller was a moderate Republican in the US as Brian Mulroney was a moderate conservative in Canada.

by Will2024 December 31, 2021

Bennie Nelson

Do not sacrifice anything for this little girl! She is the most cruel selfish righteous peice of poo poo in the world

Some would describe her as a mother of earth but I’d describe her as mother of her own destruction.

GL C:

This Bennie Nelson is a savage but dam she cruel asf.

She’s horrible at affection and loving one another. She can’t make any sacrifices for anyone besides her on self being. She one selfless female dog.

by Gotruckyourself March 18, 2019

Isabella (Nick Nelson)

-wanna be Nick nelson
- Lesbianphobic and transphobic
-Racist asf
-Has MLM pfps with her straight boyfriend because it is kawaii.
-she likes to call her online bf cute like hello kitty

Me: do you know of Isabella (Nick Nelson)
Kiki: Yeah, she's my little creature

by char_nick_slay May 27, 2022

Pearl Nelson

It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.

She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.

by underagedjoe March 2, 2023