Luke

Someone usually if the “douche” nature who likes do show off and brag about stuff that nobody cares about. Luke’s usually don’t get along with many people. If you know a Luke please donate to his make-A-wish

Did you see Luke?

Yeah I feel bad.

We should donate to his make-a-wish for mental retardation!

Yeah.

by IIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIlIllllllI January 8, 2020

Luke

The act of going to a gay bar with a burrito and paying a man a lot of money for special time

I am going to Luke st the weekend

by Sloppy wang May 7, 2019

Luke

Anyone named Luke is just a fucking simp

Look at that simp Luke back in the friend zone

by Yessirski236 May 5, 2020

Luke

Someone with a tiny schmeet

Luke definition: can be defined as someone with a small penis and someone who cant bag any bitches what so ever.

by Fxrxgydgg4tvghhfgtg June 9, 2018

Luke

A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.

“Luke is a right tail jockey”

by Beaneyman May 18, 2018

Luke

lukes are very agressve and you are very unlucky to meet one and are usally in jail for sexuall harasment they love to be naked he is speical and usally are very sexy and no how to wreck someones day and scare them life

LUKE: " i will hump your heads off"
EVERYONE: Ahhhhhhhh run

by Fax potatos April 8, 2019

Luke

Luke are pure assholes. They will go girl to girl searching for the “right girl” but later on in his life he will realize that he let the right girl go. He’s too caught up in his good looks and nice body to care about anything but himself. He will break every thing he touches and leave girls crying themselves to sleep. If you ever find a Luke, run for your life.

ME : “ why are you crying Lisa?”

Lisa: “Luke broke up with me last night, and now he’s dating Lola”

by Bdcjsnsbid April 17, 2019