When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
Get the Dutch Landingmug. by CitrusBro March 18, 2022
Get the citrus landmug. "I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017
Get the Snail's Landingmug. One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)
Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust
12. Odd Look
Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust
12. Odd Look
by Bleach Drinker July 6, 2017
Get the kiss landmug. by R-WAK January 26, 2023
Get the Gancho landmug. Name for the following act.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
Get the Landing Eaglemug. The area where cats come from. It is inside a "box". And can oly be entered through your cats litter tray, hence why they spend so much time there.
It is a very good place to be...
It is a very good place to be...
by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009
Get the cat landmug.