Cup Tease

Repeated, frustrating and agonizing failure to make the last cup in a game of beer pong. Also having your ball bounce off the rim of a cup or being very near but still missing a cup.

"Dude! The past three tries my ball bounced off the last cup! What a cup tease!"

by Mike Outcalt May 30, 2007

cone titted tease

1. A real tease who is abnormally proud of her cone shaped breasts.

2. Any trick who just wont mind her own business.

Ashley Judd needs to quit being such a cone titted tease all the time.

Meeeegan quit being such a cone titted tease!

by jdyer_03 April 29, 2008

tease

something old fashioned women do to their hair

Sally would tease her hair into a beehive for Saturday night dates

by drug_princess++ April 6, 2004

Taser Drunk

When you get so drunk, in order to be restrained,the local law enforcement has to taser you twice to get you under control. And you still don't remember what happened.

After polishing off the bottle of Jim Beam, Rama was taser drunk.

Bob was so taser drunk that he punched a cop, got tasered twice, pissed and shat himself, and still has no idea where he was last night.

by The MFN T.O.D March 26, 2009

Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

Teasel

When a girl gargles your cock and balls like a big-spooned milky bowl of choco-bombs.

I went over to study algebra but got teaseled instead.

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

nic-tease

Being sexualy aroused by a girl with full sleeves or chest piece.

i couldn't stay long in the tattoo shop because the counter girl was giving me a serious nic-tease.

by nicjones December 16, 2005