swagger gagger

Being so sick of this stupid shit that the secret in the closet douche bags use to define themselves; ie swag, is so over used and pointless that every time the word swag is used, you gag a little bit (or a lot! )

Douche bag: "Yo bro, I got my swag on!"

Poor innocent bystanders trying to deal with their swagger gagger up-chuck: "GAGG"

by sosickofthestupid! February 5, 2014

swagger boost

When something is really swag u get points (Swagger boost points).
Ps. You can only get swagger boost points from me.
Teh tru og is Tabasco Sweet

Hey brav i got a fucci flip flops

-Swagger boost my dude

by Swagalaga September 30, 2017

Saddle Swagger

A prostitute who lives in Nevada who rides people like horses with swag

"im gonna go find myself a saddle swagger for a fun night. SWAG!"

by pimpin4life September 24, 2011

sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.

You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.

by thuc March 15, 2011

Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.

You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee

by ChasG June 25, 2024