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gas station condom

1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...
I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.
by SylayS January 3, 2014
mugGet the gas station condommug.

louisiana gas station

The act of urinating inside your partner during intercourse after the command "fill 'er up please!"
Danny that Louisiana Gas Station filled me up with warmth!
by saucysausage January 8, 2016
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Mule()station

A black man that whips his penis out in front of jailbait. Origination from OT.
That nigga be mulestation.
by Poe May 13, 2005
mugGet the Mule()stationmug.

play station 2

One of the biggest piles of shit to come from the sony couporation this mellenium, they last about 6 months then loads only PS2 games and takes about half houer to play as any geek that knows the ps2 like the back of his hand that its made with grade a 100% Grade A crap

i would strongly recommend an XBOX!
Person: could you possably fix my playstation 2 for me

Engeneer: Fuck no!
by husskymo December 7, 2004
mugGet the play station 2mug.

Moroccan Gas Station

When one accepts a ride from a complete stranger in Morocco, and ends up participating in homosexuals acts at a gas station as a result.
Man A: Got any tourist tips for my trip to Morocco?
Man B: Never accept a ride from a random dude, he will front like he wants nothing but then he will try and Moroccan Gas Station you.
by KashREAM July 25, 2011
mugGet the Moroccan Gas Stationmug.

gas station screwdriver

The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.
Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.
by FatPappy December 2, 2010
mugGet the gas station screwdrivermug.

International Space Station

Occurs when two women simultaneously perform the "space docking" manuever. Doing so involves the "ass-to-puss" position, often done by scissoring. A major challenge to the manuever is to create a good seal, and maintain said seal for the duration of the fecal exchange.
Prescott's mom got down on the international space station with Nunley after Rone got done fucking her.
by John Ronestacks January 10, 2008
mugGet the International Space Stationmug.

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