Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.

Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."

by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021

Hillary Starfish

When you blow into someone's asshole and they fart it back out into your mouth.

I was eating ass last night and got Hillary Starfished.

by Bigballs doodoohead January 30, 2024

oreo starfish

cumming into a dirty asshole

Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.

by nastynikk September 21, 2020

Starfish Picker

A phrase used to describe someone who scratches their bare ass, a bit too deep

I wouldn’t ever touch his hand, he’s the neighborhood “starfish picker”

by Terrytreehead December 14, 2025

Starfish

When women’s asshole is nice and tight , it looks like a fighting starfish.

As I had Christine laying on her back, knees up and pleasuring her orally , I could see the angry starfish stared at me for attention. So I then played with the starfish with my tongue.

by Good smile,,great fucker December 21, 2023

Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.

I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.

by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023

Starfish

A slang term for butthole in the words of John Cena aka PeaceKeeper

I got a rash on my Starfish

by Jaketheduck April 17, 2022