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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
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The Oregon Stare

A phenomenon that occurs in the state of Oregon. Lifetime residents aren't aware or it. Only those who have spent some time out of state will notice. The citizens of Oregon love to stare. In traffic, at the grocery store, in line at the bank, etc. It's what they do, and when you catch them staring, the won't look away.
They were never taught public manners because the only city in the entire state is Portland. Don't take it as a threat or an insult. It's simply their way of life.
You've heard the saying "a deer in the headlights." More like "an Oregonian in the Wal-Mart."
You ever get that feeling that someone's watching you? Oh right, we're in Oregon.

The Oregon Stare
by Foomdawg August 1, 2022
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chizawiza stare

when a guy has just done the most diabolically goofiest guy thing in the world
Max dissed josh and josh gave him the most extremely haunting chizawiza stare
by goofy chizawiza August 18, 2022
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Stinky Staring

Two women have a staring contest while another woman will fart directly at their faces (mostly with her bare butt sticking out), the main point of the game is to not get distracted by the smell.
"Sally and Melissa were playing Stinky Staring the another day"
"Oh really? Who won?"
"Kathy, she ate too much Taco Bell for lunch"
"No wonder why the living room smells like rotten eggs"
by LordJackson August 20, 2022
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Weegee Stare

Weegee Stare is one of Weegee's abilities, which is made due to Weegee originally being used by editing him in images.
However he turns the person into a clone of him with this ability, first making the opponent have his eyes, then his mustache, head and body.
Also the person doesn't become as powerful as weegee, he has the same power as a regular human.
Guy 1: imagine if the weegee stare was real
Guy 2: that would be creepy
by Malleo Malleo August 31, 2022
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The Neurotypical Stare

The neurotypical stare is a common facial expression displayed by neurotypical people expressing confusion, discomfort, awkwardness, judgement and unease whilst observing an autistic person.

Autistic people commonly describe the 'neurotypical stare' as making them feel very uncomfortable and uneasy due to its intensity and judgemental undertones.

It is the inverse neurotype equivalent of the 'autistic stare' that commonly causes neurotypical people also feel similarly uncomfortable.
When an autistic person does autistic things, Neurotypical John often looks at them judgementally with 'The Neurotypical Stare'.
by BigTiddyBobby January 29, 2026
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