Spencer's syndrome

the formidable addiction of buying and owning large quantities of musical instruments for one's own personal gain

Person 1: I just bought my 28th instrument. It's a really obscure type of clarinet that nobody writes music for.
Person 2: You have Spencer's syndrome, and should seek help immediately.

by onebrokeboi May 8, 2018

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Spencer

The quintessential English gentleman. More often than not speaks in an upper-class RP accent. Usually worth a lot of money, who owns multiple estates in Inner-city London or Berkshire, and a couple more in New England, Manhattan and California. Either the nicest guy you know or a massive dick.

"Top of the morning to you old chap" -typical Spencer

by niibujh May 6, 2020

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my boyfriend who i love sosososososo much hes literally the prettiest boy ever and i really love hearing his voice he m akes me sossoososowossoososoosososo happy he could never compare to anyone because hes perfect and literally my dream boy hes literally my husband like actually cuz were gonna grow old and happy togetyher i love him sosososoosososososososossosososososososososossosososos much because hes literakky the bestest boufriend i could ever have im literally his wife <3

spencer is my husband weve been married for a while !!! <333

by angelluvsspencer September 3, 2023

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He’s so weird and quirky and he loves to vape and drink white claws. He has the most beautiful eyes and he will make you feel like you’re on top of the world. He treats everyone so well and loves children and animals and he will put you first. He is shy but so much fun once he opens up. He’s perfect.

Wow Spencer is so quirky hehe

by spencerismybf August 4, 2019

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