scratch and sniff

someone who scratches their pussy, then smells it

eww there's scratch and sniff

by nhjjhn February 2, 2023

Push And Sniff

The derogatory to describe the sport of Rugby in Australia as Rubgy is pushing the ball and then perceiving to sniff the player's arse to get the ball back.

Could also be described as a sexual position

Tom: Ha ha ha you like GAYFL!
Jay: At Least I don't sniff my mate's asshole playing push and sniff!
Tom: "Crying intensifies"

by Bottledmilk August 12, 2021

Scratch&Sniff

When you're thirteen,on the school bus,sitting with your " girl " trying to get a few scratches between them thighs,so you have something to sniff while waiting for everyone in the house to fall asleep so you can polish your carrot.

Bobby was excited to sit next to Jill on the bus today; if he's lucky he'll be able to have a Scratch&Sniff session this evening.

by MoRxSurroundedxOnS January 11, 2023

love sniff

When one farts and there lover sniffs it it’s called a love sniff

“Love sniff me” “let me love sniff that” “I just gave you a love sniff”

by Urbandick goddess November 7, 2022

Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021

Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.

I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

smith and sniff

A podcast where two men talk about cars and many other things…

“Johnny Smith and Richard Porter are presenters of Smith and Sniff”

by H.K_R December 19, 2023