missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.

I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!

by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017

slurpee nigga

Indian convenience store owner.

That slurpee nigga had no cherry flavor in his icee machine.

by Sweaty Box October 21, 2015

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

cherry slurpee

The act of inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and sucking out all the fluids.

Dave: I was so horny last night that I decided to cherry slurpee my sister!

Joe: That's incest!

by Old Man Winter October 1, 2007

shrimp slurpee

when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others ass and then sucks it out with a straw!

Bob and I just had the most enjoyable round of sex that included a great tasting shrimp slurpee

by T-$$$$$$$$$$$ February 18, 2008

Slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout.

Man, you are being such a slurpee saturday.

by Juicey boi December 17, 2017

cherry slurpee

1) Vaginal sex with a bitch on her period and making her suck the blood off your cock after you have had your way with her.

2) Punch a ho in the mouth, preferably knocking out a couple of teeth, and make her blow you while she is bleeding from the mouth.

1) Hello slut. Let me take you out tonight for a cherry slurpee.

by Shad May 10, 2004