cranky sheep

insomniac, unable to catch any ZZZZZZs

my best friend's girl friend is a cranky sheep, 'cause she can't get no sleep

by cfmsp June 30, 2011

Super Sheep

A breed of Sheep native to the Cambridgeshire village of Sawston. It is said that Super Sheep fly around the village spreading rumours of it's inhabitants. It is rumoured to be the inspiration behind the Super Sheep in the classic video game Worms.

Those Sawston Super Sheep have been flying around spreading rumours about me on Facebook.

by z3it June 23, 2019

sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.

Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

Sheep sauce

When you fuck your ex on her period and then have your side piece suck the blood off.

I sheep sauced my girl again

by Sheep_sayce September 10, 2018

Witch sheep

Hot black ram/sheep that has a witch hat from “the mysterious house” made by Martin Walls, legends say she puts bugles in her hair.

“my favorite character from the walten files is witch sheep”

by w31rdl0lz.tt June 25, 2021

Sneaky Sheep

A crafty welshman who never pays for a round of drinks

"I went out with Christopher last night, he didn't get a round in for the lads. He's such a Sneaky Sheep"

by Neo Kraiden August 10, 2016

bleeding the sheep

Having heavy flow to your maxi pad

I wanted to go swimming in the pool but I was bleeding the sheep

by SlowAndLow November 14, 2014