spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

Sagging scrotum

1. A insult to old people because they look wrinkly like a raisin.

2. Your own testicles

John : that old man looks like a sagging scrotum.

Henry : gaw, my testicles are saggy today.

by SuperWarioGuy64 February 3, 2021

Scrotum Scruncher

A person who squeezes/crunch's and/or blends there nut sack or a sleeping person's Nutt Sack

That Mother Fucking Scrotum Scruncher Blended My Nutts Last Night, FUCK!

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.

1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.

by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011

scrotum dipping

The act of inserting the scrotum into the vagina.

Jeff and Mandy got caught scrotum dipping in the gym yesterday.

by Keng1012 May 18, 2017

scrotum disorder

when you grow hair inside your scrotum instead of the outside.

Xavier has hairy testies, he must have scrotum disorder. I feel bad for him :(

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

Scrotum Screamer

When a bitch bites on your scrotum whilst sucking the living shit out of it.

I heard Peter got a scrotum screamer from that bitch Jane yesterday, he says his balls still fucking hurt.

by Adolf Hitler 卐 April 10, 2021