Rohan

A man with an undesirable penis and he always thinks he's right.

I don't like this Rohan.

by UncleTy December 8, 2016

Rohan

One who has the skater boy look, and does not show emotions. Also does not believe in Jesus, Santa Claus, or Afroman.

Hey look dude, that has to be a Rohan over there.

by 706slayer December 17, 2010

roanoke

a city in the western part of Virginia. Everyone from this city loves to talk about how amazingly terrible it is, but are damn proud to be from there. It is home to many redneck poor families, including the worlds largest man made star! These are the kinds of shitty things that can be found in Roanoke that people from this city love to talk about. When any well educated, white people are actually found in or near Roanoke (the entire Reddick family) they are ridiculed by nearly everyone in this little shit hole. This city is worse than the state of washington.

someone please bomb Roanoke so that we never have to hear about it again.

by stephen and brandon December 1, 2006

Roan

A gallon-sized jug of water that is carried and consumed by one individual over a period of time not to exceed two days. Excessive Roan drinking may lead to oversized and bloated arms that may leave the user only able to wear sleeveless shirts.

Yo man, pass me my Roan I'm really hungover.

by hdk5 March 18, 2009

Rohan

Someone who is a complete jerk or simply a 'dickhead'.

Sometimes Adam behaves like a complete rohan.

by darkjacket August 29, 2012

Joe Rogan

A Red Bull and Vodka.

Dude, order us some Joe Rogans.

by JayDavenport June 15, 2010

Roanoke'd

When something (usually video game) gets killed so hard and so fast that it/they disappear before you even realize it, just like the town of Roanoke.

That n00b thought he'd play Starcraft by sending marines at the banelings. That army got straight Roanoke'd.

I was running right behind Gary in Call of Duty 4 when he turned the corner and vanished. I think he got Roanoke'd

Player 1- "Where did the rest of the team go??"
Player 2 - "I think they got Roanoke'd"

Player 1 - What happened to that swarm of Mutalisks earlier?
Player 2 - Oh, they met up with my Thors and got Roanoke'd.

by warrenjc October 23, 2011