Riding bitch

Often in the back seat of a car, Sitting in the middle of 2 other people. It's rally annoying.

I'm not riding bitch again, You.

by nazi4lifejkjk December 13, 2010

riding dirty

Operating one's luxury SUV or high-end sedan without utilizing factory-provided seatbelts.

"I had just ironed my shirt, so I made sure that I was riding dirty on my way to picking up some organic papayas from Whole Foods."

by UrbanDC January 11, 2009

riding dirty

When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."

Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.

by seymour buttz August 30, 2008

riding my jock

1. to dry-hump

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: huffing on my piece

a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"

b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.

by kagus christ March 3, 2005

riding the magic dragon

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.

by Tory Burnett November 7, 2007

riding pitbull

having to ride in the back of a pickup

look at those redneck kids riding pitbull

by Taztourz May 3, 2006

Low-riding

This term is used when a fucking douche bag wears their bottoms around their fucking ass. Originally, low-riding whilst in jail meant that you were 'keen' for a 'butt fuck'. Low-riding is highly common amongst gay fuck tards.

Person 1: "I'm low-riding."
Person 2: "You're gay?"
Person 1: "Yeah."

by The Truth Uncovered September 1, 2013