Purse-gum

The gum in foil wrappers that is in the bottom of a woman's purse. The wrapper is usually partially open and bit of dirt, hair etc may be found on the opened end. Sometimes tastes of perfume.

My daughter hates it when she asks for gun and I start digging in my purse. She said ' mom, not purse-gum!"

by Unicorn3 October 31, 2025

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

purse dump

When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.

I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump

by K-dub07 March 22, 2016

angry jungle purse

Euphemism for a full bushed vagina

Penny's angry jungle purse is a magical place; some say it holds the secrets of the universe

by Ninjedi69 May 1, 2019

Leaky Purse

A vagina with a bottle of alcohol hidden inside it.

I searched the girl before she entered the concert and found she had a leaky purse.

by DeLorean James September 12, 2017

Purse

Another way of saying "That's a personal problem".

Dude: My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Friend: That's a purse.

by Thegraveclamp July 21, 2023

purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.

"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!

by Cuntstina June 11, 2019