Pudding Traitor

When the time comes for dessert, the pudding traitor refuses the delicious, delicious sweets, preferring to dine only on health foods and self-righteousness.

"And for dessert, I made a chocolate and strawberry cake." - the host
"That looks amazing!" - Everyone except the pudding traitor
"I'm pretty full, I think I'll pass" - the pudding traitor.

by OrkyJoe September 7, 2013

Puddlified

To be turned to a puddle of mush by something so adorable that u just CANNOT handle it.

My gf just Puddlified me.

by DWheeler123456 November 14, 2014

puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.

Go drown in a puddle of aids.

by gfiafp August 1, 2017

Pudding bath

Sharting in the bath making a cloud of brown poop water

Carla bring me a towel, I’ve got diarrhea and now I’m in a pudding bath

by Wordsword May 27, 2019

Puddle Jumper

A sexually adventurous individual whose fetish leads them bounce from one squirter to the next.

I was wondering why he came to the swinger party wearing nothing but a raincoat and goggles. He’s a puddle jumper.

by Kaze77 August 2, 2019

Puddle Duck

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.

"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."

by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020

Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023