pressed fruit bowl

As above. Is particularly impressive when the buttocks and arsecrack are employed. The Australian "panel van" style of car is a favorite with exponents of this sport.

"yeh, it was grouse! Simmo done a pressed fruit bowl out the back of the Sandman - I reckon those people in the funeral procession woulda freaked!"

by Cockbreath March 18, 2003

Panini Press

When someone sits down and proceeds to defecate on a closed toilet seat.

There is a brown outline of butt cheeks stained on the toilet seat from the multiple panini press pranks the customers have pulled at my job.

If this line moves any slower I’m going to panini press this business as revenge.

by Momimalion October 28, 2018

An A-press is an A-press, you can't say it's only a half

A meme made by TJ "Henry" Yoshi which appeared in pannenkoek2012's "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A-presses (Commentated)" video.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: "An A-press is an A-press, you can't say it's only a half.
pannenkoek2012: Well, TJ """"""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""" Yoshi, hear me out.

by An A-press is an A-press October 31, 2018

Full court press

a torture device, also a wrestling hold

you failed to call me "Sir" - that'll be the FULL COURT PRESS for twelve hours
he's got him in a FULL COURT PRESS - yes, it's a submission

by blue screen bastard July 13, 2005

Pressed Fruit Bowl

Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass

I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl

by IIxHoLLiStEr7xII March 13, 2005

fresh pressed poop

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

Reverse Pakistani Drill Press

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.

Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.

by Backpuss2013 November 13, 2013