Philly Billy in the Willy

FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)

note: three some later xoxo

Philly Billy in the Willy has a long billy

by BIGGEST PHILLHATER EVER #FNKID November 25, 2024

Philly Chimney

The sexual or platonic act of putting weed in one’s asshole and smoking it out of their mouth.

Me and my girlfriend did a philly chimney last night. Love is magical!

by PJRUWG March 6, 2023

Philly Grape Salad

A traditional Philly Cheese Stake deconstructed and placed into a bowl with grapes added. Sometimes cheese wiz is added. Almost always enjoyed with a water ice.

Jawn #1: Yuuuuuuuur

Jawn #2: Yo you got my Philly Grape Salad?
Jawn#1: You know I do! Wit Wiz too!

by Leo the Philly God August 6, 2025

Philly Boot Brush

Requires a two headed woman, the man must stand overtop of the heads, and gyrate back and forth allowing the mouths to “brush” his asshole and penis.

I went on a date with lacy and Lucy last night and we did the Philly boot brush! It was the best when lacy chewed on my hemorrhoid like a gob stopper.

by Greenknuckles September 5, 2025

Phans of Philly

The best travel group in the city of Philadelphia.

If you don't travel with Phans of Philly, you are missing out

by Mary Kate from Delco November 23, 2021

Chocolate Philly Fritter

When pounding in stink star gets messy and you proceed to let the women suck her feces off ur penis.

Shawty shit on my meat last night so I fed her the chocolate Philly fritter

by DCPhilly June 25, 2025

Philly Turn

When a driver decides to make a left turn from the right lane, or left turn from the right lane usually cutting off other drivers and ultimately resulting in a possible crash. Most likely uninsured and unemployed trash.

I had to go buy a dash cam… I live in Philadelphia and you know those scumbag drivers are always making Philly Turns.

by Saturday. December 20, 2021