Optimiscuous

Adjective Very hopeful of one's chances of getting laid; Optimistic and promiscuous.

"Randy must be feeling optimiscuous tonight if he's putting on his Sex Panther cologne before clubbing."

by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019

Optimus Primer

You're doing a girl doggy style and you yell out when you're about to nut "Robots! Roll out!" Then the girl rolls over while making the "ch ch ch ch" transforming noise, shoves it in her mouth and you tell her "quick take the energon before Megatron sees us!" Then you cum in her mouth. She then holds your man gravy in her mouth, spits it in yours, lays back with her titties squished together and exclaims "The AllSpark, Bumblebee! Hurry! Put it in my chest!" And you spit spray it all over her titties

You don't know love until you give her an Optimus Primer.

by MilfywayGalaxy July 22, 2020

Option B

When you sack somebody as a last second attempt to escape.

Dude I just got out of Mr Dnalaelc's classroom by using Option B! I gotta run!

by Mr Dnalaelc January 5, 2021

Opted-Out

1. To leave or to quit doing something

2. To commit suicide

My fiend Opted-Out on the project last week

by Daniel the 2nd February 4, 2021

Optrosphobia

Fear of butter

Carl has Optrosphobia because there was a stack of butter holding a knife

by ChocolateCakeYum January 15, 2022

non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

by Sconie December 16, 2008

Reverse Optimism

The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.

The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces

Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.

by mdwong August 19, 2009