The equivalent of crumbs in the bed

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.

Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth

by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022

Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping

She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃

by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025

junkie crumbs

hella shit weed.

Dad: son, what the fuck are these junkie crumbs?
Son: thats good weed!

by yunggod29 February 1, 2017

Crumb Shot

The last corner of the bag of chips that you pour into your mouth.

Mmm I love the crumb shot!

The crumb shot is so salty

Go for it, take the crumb shot

by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021

crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs

UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME

by apple grapetato June 11, 2021

Crumb bum

A person who when eating leaves copious amounts of food debris and crumbs on the table, chair, and surrounding floor.

Did you notice the mess that Dora left behind after she ate? She’s really turned into a crumb bum.

by rondubbs June 7, 2020

crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.

"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!

by Toogers12 August 10, 2017