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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
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Oklahoma destroyer

Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023
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Oklahoma Bitch

It is wat it is
by ManwithlowIQ June 5, 2023
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Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.
Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower
by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025
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Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.
*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."
by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024
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oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018
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Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.
“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything
by Flash2110 October 17, 2025
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