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myspace male whore 

a male who is constantly on myspace 24/7.
always posting new pictures.
and has over 1,000 friends who he might not even know.
"Hey Whats Up"
i dont know you. you dont know me.
lets be myspace friends!"
im a myspace male whore, because i have so many friends on myspace, and i post new pics every day!

myspace to my place 

the act of meeting a girl(usually) on myspace and after kicking sufficient game get her to meet you and bring
her back to your home and proceed to have sex with her.
guy: i cant believe she had sex with me the first time we
hung out!

dude: sounds like shes a real myspace to my place kind of
girl.
myspace to my place by Orlandoss October 29, 2007

Myspace Tom 

A lonely man who created myspace in an attempt to make everyone his friend.
Myspace Tom by dfsfdsdfsdfku March 21, 2009

myspace claw

formation of the hand where one creates a claw. Often attached with a "grr" face, but not necessarily. Usually done by scene myspace girls. aka "the metal hand"?
Scene girl: NEW PICZ. COMMENT PLEZ
Girl: Um so what exactly are you doing here?
Scene girl: Oh thats just the myspace claw isn't it cute?
Girl: you look like a bear.
myspace claw by ^_*.. November 23, 2006

myspace sex 

Having a naughty conversation with someone on myspace. It involves conversations that talk about what you would do to one another if you were having sex. Like having sex over the Phone.
Sabrina: Time for a little myspace sex. Are you ready. lol. I want to suck on your big throbbing member. Then I would play with myself in front of you.
myspace sex by Toenen January 26, 2008
MySpace is a stupid and pointless web site where nothing really happens... and yet it's super addicting.
MySpace is like crack