pill muncher

Someone who chews pills in order to make them work faster. Usually done with oxycontin, MS contin, and other narcotic painrelievers with a continuous relief mechanism that is thus defeated by the munching of such medication.
Requires a blatant disregard for taste and gritty texture to be present within this individual, or just an incredible desperation for a quicker high to be present to warrant the transformation of a "pill popper" to a "pill muncher".

Jessie is now a pill muncher, because she chews rather than swallows.

by mynameismaryjane June 6, 2011

Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

Apple Muncher

Someone who stupidly spends their whole paycheck investing into a iphone hoping to enhance their appearance on social media. (Term for Iphone users)

"Bruh that boy William just dropped 1100 on a iphone what a apple muncher"

"Did you see Steve's new iphone what a apple muncher."

by Hepa(titus) December 3, 2018

slaw muncher

White people because they love eating their rabbit food looking coleslaw

Look at that slaw muncher over there his names probably John Smith

by The Steve October 2, 2022

Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

helmet muncher

a slang term for a cock sucker.

that guys being a total hemet muncher

wow that burd was professional helmet muncher

by chris jn April 16, 2008

Nipple Muncher

A Nipple Muncher is someone who is so extremely stupid they aren’t real.

Bro Todd is such a Nipple Muncher.

by batmanlover2757 October 20, 2022