soil muncher

One who eats out arsehole on a regular basis.

Katie: My asshole is still dirty.
Chris: Oh why is that

Katie: The soil muncher didn't show up today.

by Mansomans September 8, 2016

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Jellybean Muncher

A jelly bean muncher is someone who enjoy providing oral pleasure to the rectum.

My buddy did acid yesterday and talked about how he liked eating jelly beans so much. I didn't realize he was a Jellybean Muncher

by Stacy's Aunt December 1, 2020

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Box Muncher

Some that eat pussy

She's a box muncher

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

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Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

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A Beat Muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. Typically into Breakbeats, Ghetto Funk and Hip Hop.

Beat Munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

Beat Munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy bassline. I.e Pop music, RnB, and Classical.

"Oi, you fucking Beat Muncher, put some Shania Twain on."

or

"Im not just a Beat Muncher and I'll prove it!"

or

"I wish that fucking Beat Muncher would play something different!"

by Skribblahh April 20, 2012

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