Mullet Man

A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time

Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main

by PogManTommy April 9, 2021

urban mullet

Better known as a do-rag. The back material hangs down like a mullet, making business up front and party in the back!

Word up Prudence, that gangsta Douggie X Fresh has a fly urban mullet!

by bill buckner December 28, 2007

Mullet Wazompski

The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet

"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"

by Romcyclator May 25, 2021

workplace mullet

In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.

Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!

by Author_Dad_Curious April 1, 2020

mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.

We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.

by tmpabst January 7, 2012

Mesh Mullet

When the mesh on your lacrosse stick's head is unreasonably long and hangs off of the bottom of your head. You know it when you see it, and just wish you had some scissors to trim it yourself.

Jake- "Did you see that kids mesh mullet?"
Brandon- "Yeah that shit needs a trim."

by meshmullet93 April 29, 2009

rusty mullet

When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.

We were doing the rusty mullet, you know, business in the front, party in the rear.

by Carisatgewise October 12, 2015