mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet

Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”

by HapaJohn October 14, 2020

Mesh Mullet

When the mesh on your lacrosse stick's head is unreasonably long and hangs off of the bottom of your head. You know it when you see it, and just wish you had some scissors to trim it yourself.

Jake- "Did you see that kids mesh mullet?"
Brandon- "Yeah that shit needs a trim."

by meshmullet93 April 29, 2009

Ass mullet

Business in the front party in the rear. When your ass hair sticks out 6+ inches when your balls are trimmed nice.

Jason offered an ass mullet hair for dental floss it’s that long.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022

Mullet Man

A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time

Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main

by PogManTommy April 9, 2021

Mullet Wazompski

The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet

"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"

by Romcyclator May 25, 2021

workplace mullet

In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.

Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!

by Author_Dad_Curious April 1, 2020