workplace mullet

In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.
Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!
by Author_Dad_Curious April 01, 2020
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Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.
The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .
by Soldier309 March 28, 2016
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rusty mullet

When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.
We were doing the rusty mullet, you know, business in the front, party in the rear.
by Carisatgewise August 30, 2015
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Playoff Mullet

Similar to the NHL Playoff Beard, but Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks recreated the tradition into a Playoff Mullet.

Business in the front, party in the back.
Patrick Kane is too cool for a Playoff Beard, so he grew a Playoff Mullet and won the Stanley Cup.
by Left Winger March 20, 2011
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sex mullet

Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.
I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.

I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet

Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
by Plkellyak February 27, 2018
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mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.
We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.
by tmpabst January 07, 2012
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caribbean mullet

A caribbean mullet is combed in the front, braided only on the back.
by benscotticus December 26, 2013
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