mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet

Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”

by HapaJohn October 14, 2020

Fashion Mullet

The actual term for a scene or emo girl haircut.

Vanna Venom has a teased, and stylized fashion mullet.

by Tingle Likes Rupees December 12, 2016

Playoff Mullet

Similar to the NHL Playoff Beard, but Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks recreated the tradition into a Playoff Mullet.

Business in the front, party in the back.

Patrick Kane is too cool for a Playoff Beard, so he grew a Playoff Mullet and won the Stanley Cup.

by Left Winger April 11, 2011

Ass mullet

Business in the front party in the rear. When your ass hair sticks out 6+ inches when your balls are trimmed nice.

Jason offered an ass mullet hair for dental floss it’s that long.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Mesh Mullet

When the mesh on your lacrosse stick's head is unreasonably long and hangs off of the bottom of your head. You know it when you see it, and just wish you had some scissors to trim it yourself.

Jake- "Did you see that kids mesh mullet?"
Brandon- "Yeah that shit needs a trim."

by meshmullet93 April 29, 2009

mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.

“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”

by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020

panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.

Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha

by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016