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Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck
Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
by Felonious monk October 5, 2015
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monster load

A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.
Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.
by shooter magee July 22, 2016
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monsterschlong

A small tiktoker with a big dump truck. commonly referred to as Toby, or October. They make content surrounding their interests.
Person A: monsterschlong is my favourite tiktoker!!

Person B: Who?
by livelaughpoopoopeepee July 9, 2021
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Monster Meal Grindset

Adopting the beliefs of the FBG$ movement whilst bulking upon monster meals. Prioritizing the gym, getting gains, and money over women.
Women: “Want to go on date?”

Man: “No thanks, I have a monster meal grindset. I will be at the gym and getting money, and even then I only choose to consume monster meals.”
by Zander Harp December 14, 2021
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Monster Girl Encyclopedia Wiki

A wiki detailing various types of Tradwifes. It's very kinky despite that.
"Hey dude have you seen the Monster Girl Encyclopedia Wiki? it's weird..."
by chibirobo January 8, 2022
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Funk monster

People or things that are not fresh.
Damn what's that smell?!! Looks like the funk monster don' cast a spell.
by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003
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super monster

A 6 legged mystical creature which can only be made in the dirtiest grimiest places off earth. It is a combination of 2 peoples bodies, one person has the other on his shoulders and uses his hands and feet to move while the other only uses his hands to choose a direction.
"Wow i just saw a 26 fingered super monster at FDR Park!"
by Frank Anthony Davis May 6, 2007
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