mask debate

A saying that was commonly used in the news during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic when talking about people debating about the use and effectiveness of masks. However, the word sounds like "masturbate".

News Anchor: "The great mask debate is raging on..."
Person watching the news: "What the fuck did they just say?"

by maddytheweirdo December 4, 2021

Half masked

When someone hangs their mask off one of their ears

The grocery worker was scolded by his manager fot being half masked while filling the shelves.

by Countercorkscrew June 30, 2020

Muff-Masking

The female version of teabagging.

She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.

by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019

The masked celebrity

The weirdest show were 5 dumbass celebs try to figure out wich celebrity is behind a mask singing.

John:have you heard of the masked celebrity Joe:no John:then your not dumb

by Hi ur mom is straight February 16, 2019

mask trap

Someone who looks attractive with their mask on but ugly as hell with their mask off.

Guy One: How'd it go with that girl you met in class?
Guy Two: Bad, she was a mask trap.
Guy One: That's rough buddy.

by Qwęřž October 5, 2020

protein mask

A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.

'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'

by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014

Mask lore

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

Mask lore that you jam to when depression

by Arkeegus disciple March 4, 2022