Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

Manager's Special

The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.

Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.

by UncleGubGubGubsy July 28, 2019

task manager

The superhero when a program starts to hang

Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer

Grumpy Man.

"That dude is such an Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer!"

by Mayflower Man April 11, 2019

Manager

Karen and them have a great relationship

“Hey manager” “hey Karen “

by Yeeeeyeeeew December 11, 2019

herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “

Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.

by Shade tree May 23, 2019

hockey manager

a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.

i wish i could be a hockey manager

by cocochanel June 15, 2019