Kent Magic

Artisan PHP crafted over the weekend in Wabash County Indiana

When the OSS community does or doesn't have a solution to the problem Kent Magic to the rescue!

by chubbssolutions December 9, 2022

The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

Magic Angle

That very special angle that bulk chicks exploit on myspace/facebook to make their tits look bigger than they actually are, by leaning over to expose them. It has been calculated to be approximately 38 degrees elevation.

Jake: Woah man, did u see the tits on that chick? I'm gonna have to hit that up.

John: Nah man....she's just employing the magic angle, don't waste ur time....

by the_mathematician November 10, 2009

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016

magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.

Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.

by biggie27080 June 8, 2016

skiency-magic

Any process in a sci-fi series that is actually sort of like magic but explained by things that sound scientific.

Or a something with a background of science but not actually possible.

There was a time when they'd at least make sci-fi shows look believable. Now it's just all skiency-magic and lasers.

by Linguist of Rassilon July 26, 2009

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014