shoe magic

Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas

"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."

by sleepyharper January 16, 2014

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

Fanfan magic

Where one person shaves there pubes cuts there victims eye lashes off then jizzes across victims face and sticks the pubes on to replace the missing eye lashes.

I will fanfan magic you if you don't obey to me

by Reggae shark October 30, 2014

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016

The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

The Magical Triangle

A form of lesbian threesome where one girls head is licking another's vagina and that girl is licking another girls vagina and THAT girl is licking the first girls vagina

Come on girls let's do a the magical triangle

by Unknown user 0089 December 20, 2018

Magical Abuse

Basically it's rape.

i like to magical abuse.

by BigChi123 September 26, 2018