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mac-yan

When somebody is so serious about making mac and cheese that they go super Saiyan and nobody can stop them.
person 1: Yo we have had mac and cheese for weeks now can you like cook something else or can we pick something up.

the mac-yan: I'm making mac and cheese and NOBODY can stop me

person 1: Dude chill it was just a suggestion

the mac-yan: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE MAC AND CHEESE *screams in Saiyan*
by G4gecko31 December 9, 2018
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Mac-Fingers

The perfect combination of 2-3 fingers performing a vigorous finger bang action on your girl creating the glorious sounds of her moaning and the stirring of a bowl of warm mac-n-cheese.
I had my Mac-fingers going last night with Rachel on the couch.

The sounds of my Mac-fingers last night made me hungry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Mac and Cheese

God's pasta. The most heavenly of foods (and the cheesiest)
Oh boy, I could really go for some mac and cheese right.
by Death By Skeletons May 26, 2019
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Mac a Shit

To shit ones pants so badly that it flattens out like a beef pattie
Your ass has a lump, did you Mac a shit?
Hey your kid stinks, I think he mac’d a shit
by BigSexy68 May 13, 2020
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Mac-ginity

The purity of never owning an apple product.
Aly: "Hey Chris, you should check out apple products and how amazing they are, I have all of them."

Chris:"No thanks Aly, I'd like to keep my Mac-ginity"
by Steve Blowjobs March 3, 2011
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Mac Book Fag

Someone who does not deserve to live on this planet.
Look everyone, Johnny is a Mac Book Fag
by 90 With a Lenny August 11, 2016
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mac os x

A small program considered by some to be an operating system created by Apple Inc.

History
Mac OS X is an evolution of Mac OS, which was first released on the original Macintosh on January 24, 1984. It has been "updated" yearly since its release, always accompanied by "updates" to existing computer models that consist of one gimmick and .1 gigahertz more processing power. No one knows anything else about the operating system, due to Apple's extreme secrecy

Function
The only way to interact with OS X is with the visual interface, and the user is prohibited from doing anything besides surfing the web and using iTunes.

Back End
No one knows how Mac OS X works. No one. The last person who knew how the code works was Steve Jobs. "Updates" to the operating system consist of changing the images on the operating to make it look more modern.

Hardware
OS X can only function on Apple-proprietary hardware that has not been updated since 1986. To make smaller computers, Apple pays other companies to take existing hardware and fit it into a smaller form factor, since they themselves do not know how it works. Apple also requests that every piece of hardware be manufactured on one computer chip, to make repairs as expensive as possible.
Person 1: My computer runs on Mac OS X.
Person 2: What do you use your computer for?
Person 1: Visiting Apple's site to buy a new computer and iPhone every year.
Person 2: Nothing else?
Person 1: Nope.
by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016
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