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Evergreen local schools

Evergreen...is a shitty, and puddle of diarrhea school. Majority of students at evergreen think they are hood, but have only acted hood towards cornstalks. They vape and when they get caught they suck dick to get their vapes back. Evergreen is the most horrible school ever due to their lame ass rules and scumbags that they so call "educate" at Evergreen. Due to Evergreen sucking a massive dick at football all the guys like to trash talk because they are ass. Overall Evergreen is full of retarded wannabe hood boys who have grown up in cornstalks, trash talkers, and some dumb ass people for real.
The gay bar is located inside of Evergreen Local Schools.
by Realtalkingman November 4, 2019
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local

a basic person with basic tastes. tends to hop off and on trends very quickly and may have very superficial knowledge about certain topics (typically regarding pop culture)
wow, rachel is such a local. she just got into bts and kpop for a week but now she's watching love island instead
by veryverysmart September 21, 2020
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Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
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Local Sheep

An individual who appears innocent and pure but is secretly kinky and freaky. Seen typically with a blonde mullet, the local sheep tends to deny being one. Often seen calling other people the local sheep, they tend to project their own fetishes onto others.
Aren't you such a good boy? You're my local sheep
by Village Chief August 19, 2025
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Local 58

A normal news channel with nothing suspicious on it.
I really love Local 58. It really makes me want to take a drive in the dead of night. And my destination is behind me. It's getting closer.
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Lost local

Someone who moves to a new place but goes on and on constantly about how great the place was they just moved from. This is typical of northerners who relocate to the south.
He always roots against the home team because he is a lost local and still thinks he lives in Chicago.
by Localhero June 21, 2017
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Local

4670s best most convenient plug
Bro can you take me to local’s
by anonymous July 24, 2024
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