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A jens vuijk

A person who only likes whale ass and has a penis formed nose
that person is a jens vuijk
by bitch boiii 96 October 11, 2019
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Jen-batch-Punch

Excessive and repeated donkey punching of Jennifer, prompting the clenching of the anus, constricting the male genitalia. Therefore causing the male to whip her with his donkey roll and yelling the word BATCHHHHH!!!
My friend Jen yelled batch after i donkey punched her and whiped her with my donkey roll..i responded by saying thats what i like to call a Jen-Batch-Punch....you BATCH!
by CBMVSM November 10, 2008
mugGet the Jen-batch-Punchmug.

Jens Julsen

A well-educated boy, with a lot of joy in his school-time. Jens is a cute boy, who gets all the girls in Vejle, and even in Copenhagen too. Jens won the pretty-boy worldwide competition in 2020. Jens is all about love, and he wishes you the best of luck in your future.
The coolest guy in town is Jens Julsen
by jennnnei October 7, 2019
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worm and jen

when two people each have a cell phone and one of them is continuously shut off, even if it is not the same phone all the time
susy and ben are pulling a worm and jen
by weezell August 6, 2003
mugGet the worm and jenmug.

Jens

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!

He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.
by Seacret admirer June 27, 2019
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Jens

Jens is a hot kind smart and funny person. He will be there for you and will support you always . He will not judge or discriminate. Jens is very wanted and liked by everyone around him. He does not hesitate to tell you his feelings and will be open and honest with you. Jens is like nobody else, you should be extremely overjoyed if you are lucky enough to have a Jens in your life.
I wish Jens was my boyfriend
by Hereforyoubaby April 28, 2022
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Jens

The man... The myth... The lege- nah it's just Jens.
-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.
by playerballman May 14, 2019
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