Jack is the conductor of a train that sells you a one way ticket to pound town. As the old saying goes, "be a Jack today, be a horny military sergeant tomorrow". He surfaced from his mother's womb at the ripe age of 0 and has ever since featured in PornHubs' monthly top rated verified amateur section.
His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
Girl 1: omg I saw Jack last night
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
by JacksFanClub April 9, 2019
Get the Jackmug. An amazing man that is very handsom and you will be sure to love him. He is a smart, amazing, funny, and HOT. I f you ever meet a jack you will be blown away by everything. All girls are sure to love jack even when you have not met because he is that amazing and sexy.
Next time you see a jack tell him how amzing and sexy he is.
Next time you see a jack tell him how amzing and sexy he is.
by Jack torbert May 27, 2016
Get the Jackmug. A young man who doesn’t understand how to love . He’s a bit of a coward when it comes to anything he has to put his heart into ... pause . Jack usually is too intellectual to be understood by a feeble minded person . He is too scared to take leaps and/or risks in life . Sure , he might seem great at first but after awhile he will break your heart in the most intelligent way : ghosting .
“ Girl , I think I’m in love !!”
“ If it’s that dude Jack don’t get too emotionally invested , he’ll break that poor feeble minded heart of yours .”
“ If it’s that dude Jack don’t get too emotionally invested , he’ll break that poor feeble minded heart of yours .”
by BushMaybeDid911 February 1, 2019
Get the Jackmug. Jack-
A very attractive guy who has girls falling for him left and right. He is very funny, and easy to be around. No girl can resist a jack, he is a sexy beast and liked much better than people by the name of Shane.
A very attractive guy who has girls falling for him left and right. He is very funny, and easy to be around. No girl can resist a jack, he is a sexy beast and liked much better than people by the name of Shane.
by 123jesuslol October 22, 2016
Get the Jackmug. 1) In pennsylvania lingo means ripped, buff, etc. pretty much havin a good physique.
2) According to my cousin from Jersey, in central NJ lingo it means having fucked up teeth and having a general scummy/dirtbag appearance
2) According to my cousin from Jersey, in central NJ lingo it means having fucked up teeth and having a general scummy/dirtbag appearance
Cousin: Is your friend Joe good lookin?
Me: Uh, well he is jacked.
Cousin: Ew
Me: What, you dont appreciate a nice physique?
Me: Uh, well he is jacked.
Cousin: Ew
Me: What, you dont appreciate a nice physique?
by Russelstover August 1, 2009
Get the jackedmug. Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
Get the jackedmug. by jackmandigger May 31, 2007
Get the jacksmug.