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Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(
by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014
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the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.
some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.
by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015
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A living organism who is forced into this planet and has no idea what to do or how to do anything. Basically, a worthless creature living on Earth.
Many people, such as teenagers text their friends, "What is life?" Well, now you know. So stop asking.
by Hehebvshshjs June 5, 2015
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A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.
by alchoholicanonymous June 30, 2015
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a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will
by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015
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Life is a game that all humans are tapped in. It all come to an end one day. It can be a series of disappointments. But you have to live it to the fullest. So, when your about to give up on life, don't forget that there might be someone going through worse pain. Your amazing just the way you are.
Have an amazing life!
by Soccer11lol October 23, 2016
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"Life hurts like a bitch. I'm gonna go eat some tide pods."
by LUCIFER_WILL_RISE November 13, 2018
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