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Retard Rage

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.
Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.
by Don Strongo May 29, 2010
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Register Rage

Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.
I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???
by Danger Truelove September 17, 2012
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Raging Nathan

When a man has an erection so hard his veins pop out
lads he's got a Raging Nathan
by Donald Flump May 3, 2016
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raging mongrel

uncontrollable, sizable erection

'crack a fat'

its like a massive raging bull in ur pants

(me) "I wonder what happens to emos when they
get a raging mongrel inside those jeans?"
when McLovin saw the blonde chick he cracked a raging mongrel. he tried to cover it up but was unsucessful
by crobsy November 3, 2007
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rage life

To follow one's passions and live life to the fullest. Whether blazing a downhill trail, floating through powder or lost in the moment at your favorite concert, those experiences which activate the soul and force us to be present are when we're truly raging life.
Him: What did u do this weekend?
Her: We were in Moab, shredding dirt and raging life!
Him: Huh..?
Her: When you rage life, your life IS the party.
by livinlavidapura November 22, 2015
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rage quest

An event which begins when one is completely fed up with the world and can no longer pen up their anger. This quest of rage is a journey from the high mountains of ire and wrath to the low rolling hills of chill. While on this quest, the hero will actively seek opportunities to vent his tightly compacted anger by destroying anything that obscures his path, whether it be an innocent bystander or an inanimate object. By the time the quest has reached its conclusion, the hero wil have wreaked a path of destruction unlike any other, but his goal of seeking tranquility will have finally been accomplished.

Typical candidates for a rage quest are women, immature teenagers, self-centered drama queens and heavily addicted online gamers.
*Danny gets headshotted for the 54th time*

Danny: FUCK THIS!!! I'm going on a rage quest!

*Danny then throws his computer out of the window at a baby stroller*
by Kodaichi March 23, 2011
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android rage

The rage you get after after finding out that a certain app is iOS only.
I threw my Galaxy against the wall in a fit of android rage.
by mehdontdoit May 4, 2017
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