middle lane

When your merging into a relationship is the middle lane. The left lane is when your totally single. The middle lane would be the talking stages of a relationship

Him and I are in the middle lane. So I think we are about to date.

by abd124987 January 4, 2021

Middle School

A heckhole filled with a bunch of sweaty people and self important jerks. Other than that, you would also get to stay in one classroom for an hour, six times. Basically a headache in a building. Aside from that, you get to wander around alone during break, while your elementary friends will hang out with a bunch of random people because they're so lucky they get to be popular and they pretend like they don't even know you exist. Once you go home and get to cry in your bed for a couple of hours, you get to have the thought of going to school the next day... Five more times... for ten months... aaaand twelve more years.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in middle school tomorrow?
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that

by BigFatDuck December 16, 2019

middle school

actual hell.

in middle school i wanted to die but was already in hell.

by zadz March 1, 2019

Mexican middle

The middle seat in a truck, usually on a bench seat

"shotgun"
"alright looks like I have to take mexican middle"

by JerryWinthorpe April 17, 2019

Belleview Middle

-a middle school in belleview, florida with 1,400 students (what the fuck(
-half of the kids here are gay lol
-weird shit happens a lot
-good place to meet some fellow non binary gremlins and have in depth conversations about the death penalty

-or go and get a girlfriend

-or go to the library and check out Redwood & Ponytail by K.A. Holt

-please visit us and witness the gay

Person A: I go to Belleview Middle School.
Person B: Lucky, I go to Howard Middle!

by killer queen of Marion County October 2, 2021

Middle School

A fucking prision

Hey you are in middle school? Good luck

by Weekeleeks April 4, 2015

Middle of buttfuck

A place in the middle of nowhere you don't want to stay too long

A rural area were you might get killed

Person 1: We should call Sharon for help
Person 2: We are not lost Hannah!
Person 1: Jeremy, we are in the middle of buttfuck North Carolina, I do not plan on getting shot and thrown in a ditch by a bunch of hillbillies!

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020