Schrödinger’s Hug

To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back

Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

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Proper Hug

A two handed hug; and ass grabbing.

C'mon stop given them ordinary hugs out to me and let me get a proper hug.

by Money Bandman November 15, 2016

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hug pat

A hug pat is a mix between a hug and a pat. You often see anime characters pat each others heads, right? And you hug your friends, don’t you? Mix them together- AND BLAM!!! It’s a hug pat!

“I heard you’re getting close to Patricia.” Bob grins.
“Nah,” sighs Eugene, “we haven’t got past hug patting”

by Seals are smexy March 19, 2018

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horan hugs

for when you need a hug and only from niall horan

r: anyways are u ok?
a: no I need hugs
r: horan hugs?
a: pls

by lhh's gf (REAL) February 3, 2021

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butterfly hug

A typical greeting gesture employed by a homosexual man or soyboy upon encountering a man. The greeting itself is comprised of a loose hug with gregarious hand flapping, or patting, upon embrace. The hands are not required to make actual contact with the back or shoulders of the recipient, with protocol usually dictated by the masculinity of the receiving person. The recipient may or may not reciprocate, and it is hard to make a determination of his homosexuality or soyboy characteristics absent other indicators. Note that a butterfly hug is not exclusive to homosexuals or soyboys, but it is a strong indication that, at a minimum, the initiator of this form of greeting is within one or both of those categories. All heterosexual men with at least marginal testosterone levels agree that a butterfly hug is an extremely poor substitute for a proper firm handshake with physical contact lasting less that 5 seconds.

That guy is queer, you can tell because he gives a butterfly hug when he meets people.

Why does that poofer greet everyone with butterfly hugs?

by John22johnjohn March 31, 2021

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