Horse Job 

A horse job is a sexual move done to either a girl or a guy. When a person is going down on another person, the person pleasuring does a motorboat move with their lips while exhaling loudly. This, of course, simulates a horse naaying. Thus a horse job.

Nic: Hey DJ! My girlfriend is out of town and I want a horse job really bad. Will you give me one.

DJ: Yeah of course, I love giving horse jobs.

while DJ is blowing nic he makes a very loud naying sound.

Nic: I'm sorry DJ but the HJ always makes me blow my load all over faces.

Horse Job by Izak P and DJ October 28, 2008

Horse Face 

When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.

Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.

Horse Face by DevilFan August 29, 2012

Horse Legs 

A Girl With Horse Legs Means She’s Got Thicc Thighs And A Fat Ass

That girls got horse legs

Horse Legs by Kidman February 13, 2020

Horse Booty 

1. The Rear of Horse
2. Bigger than Average Butt.

1. That Horse Booty got Hit.
2. I Saw His Horse Booty on the Cartoon Called ALF Cartoon season 2 Episode 1. This is bob said let me see that.

Horse Booty by MayDayMeh June 21, 2018

Horse Wanged 

A more violent and evil form of "Fuck You", implying that the receiver should get pounded by an extremely large and uncomfortable cock or Horse Wanged

Damn, That Sarah is such a bitch, I hope she gets Horse Wanged!

Horse Wanged by Lewd Dude September 20, 2016

Horse Rant 

To rant, Swear and downright abuse others verbally who are beating you during game play of any online console game, IE: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield:Bad Company.

Oh that guy in that last game was Horse Rant quite bad. All they did was Horse Rant: swear and abuse me verbally.

Horse Rant by MRShingles February 11, 2010

horse thumping thunder cunt 

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

horse thumping thunder cunt by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011