Holy Sheet

A child friendly version of sh**.

OH! HOLY SHEET! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM!

by holy sheet September 23, 2020

holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

holy tamole

Used in cases when one is surprised or shocked

Holy tamole look at that line of people! Going to be a long wait.

by Foliage September 19, 2020

Holy Squirrel

Beng suprised by something or someone

Holy Squirrel, what was that?

by KayLeighP September 15, 2009

Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009

Holy Malaz

An expression used for when something really amazing happens to you on a spiritual level.

HOLY MALAZ! That meditation was out of this world! I totally left my body.

by themalamaker August 19, 2015

Holy JesusCakes!

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010