bank holiday bob

A dull, middle aged man who works long hours and therefore for whom a bank holiday is one of a few days off they get in a year. As a result, despite rarely venturing outside their home town for most of the year, feel obliged to go on a day or weekend trip to a hackneyed tourist destination like Blackpool or Rhyl for the day even if the weather is awful. Usually found in a traffic jam with a Bingo Maud (not yet defined) on the M6 in a Fiat Uno, often towing a caravan.

Where's all this traffic coming from? Bloody Bank Holiday Bobs!

by mids99 September 1, 2009

Desk Holiday Hangover

Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)

A Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH) follows a Desk Holiday (DH). After enjoying your sudden desk holiday caused by a non functioning computer or phone, you suddenly find yourself with backup of desk work that generally requires you to be more busy and stay late in the office that day.

Also see: Desk Holiday

“Sorry babe, I need to cancel our dinner plans tonight, I’m suffering from a Desk Holiday Hangover”.

by Elliott G January 2, 2009

dell holiday n00b

someone who has a poster of that Dell guy who makes an ass of himself on those commercials, B

by Anonymous September 2, 2002

real nigga holiday

Any real nigga that takes a holiday isn't a real nigga, real nigga holidays don't exist, fake niggas made these up because they can only be real for a limited amount of time. only fake niggas take holidays. A real nigga is a real nigga 24/7,365, rain or shine, even when they are sick they still be out there real niggin'

earl: man, tyrese is always out there real niggin' he needs a real nigga holiday

tod: nah, he a REAL nigga, only fake niggas take real nigga holidays

by jump the fence May 22, 2019

Barchie National Holiday

July 4 is 80 days since 4x17 was released. 80 has 8 in it. if you take away the 0 and put a 1 in front of it it becomes 18. archie proposed to betty and she told him to ask her again when they’re 18. they’re 18. all of this = a national holiday. the fourth of barchie.

Barchie National Holiday is July 4

by Katiebritt1234 July 4, 2020

Random Austrian Holiday

Any of the many holidays (often related to Catholic feast days) celebrated in Austria. Since these tend to occur frequently and without warning, they are designated as random. Particularly important because all stores are closed on such days. Abbreviation: RAH.

Thanks for reminding me about the Random Austrian Holiday. I almost forgot to get groceries before!

by The New Musicologist August 14, 2009

Holiday hook up

After a man ejaculates on a woman's face and spreads it all around, he takes a handful of glitter and poof! holiday hook up baby!

Did you get a holiday hook up last night? Cause you have glitter all over your face.

by Dennis the Menace II October 29, 2009