glompfermite

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by NBA_youngboyslittleuncle February 20, 2024

Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024

Glompstaining order

combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.

I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024

Glomptugg

When the grunge rock star Dave Ghrol dissects your testicles for no reason and with or without consent.

Man 1: I got glomptugged earlier today even though I told him to stop!
Man 2: You really can't stop him glomptugging when he starts.

by Hepatitis lover December 5, 2024

Gloopoot

A word which defines the inability to create a word in a game of Scrabble.

I have nothing that will spell a word.....ah Gloopoot !

by Shante' June 27, 2007

Glop Sauce

Sauce from Glop. Used to Glop Lid a person ;)

1) Jared was really jonesing for the Glop Sauce tonight!

2) Would you like Glop Sauce on that sammich?

3) My gf blows, I need to whip out that Glop Sauce!!

4) She wanted the GFE, so I hooked her up with that Glop Sauce!

5) This is my son, Sauce!

6) I gave her the GSE: the Glop Sauce Experience! Now her eyes won't open!

by Glop the river May 24, 2009

Glimptonite

Someone who is a total milton

'Gosh, look at that guy over there - he is such a glimptonite

by king of the gypsies June 8, 2009