fried-man

cooked human flesh, gender-unspecific <i.e. male or female>. Also, the progenitor of friedmandesigns.

yo...maybe on the newest episode of survivor they'll get so hungry they'll have fried-man...har har har.

by trollboy313 February 12, 2004

fried you

what is said after someone is fried. identical to being owned. used ad nauseum at Yorktown High School

badly dressed guy: hey, what's the hw for grimes
guy #2: i can't hear you, your shirt is too loud
guy #3: fried you

by Liz Egbert November 1, 2008

kentucky fried bullshit

an event so unbelieveably dissapointing, its is nessecary to use this word

"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"

mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS

rob- kfbs?

mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT

mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken

cashier- here you are enjoy your meal

mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!

cashier- epic lulz

by mr awesomes July 14, 2009

Fredericksburg

A small town nestled in the country hills between Richmond and D.C. Downtown F-burg boasts and carries it's historical knowledge about it's self with more pride than the LGBT community. Downtown f-burg also has WAY too many restaurants, vintage stores, half-assed specialty stores, wangsters, and pretentious yuppies. We have one major shopping district known as Central park with one piss pot mall, even more restaurants, and the infamous snipers that caused a ruckus in the early 2000s.

Fredericksburg... it WAS a cool town at one point. We actually had great music and art stores, we had a general store right downtown, and a theater. It was a town that wasn't so goddamn full of itself and filled with stick-up-ass conservatives, but the dreaded gentrification took over and sucked the fucking life right out of this town.

Visitor: Hey man, you seem like a local. Fredericksburg seems pretty cool but is there anything else to do around here other than learn about it's history?

local: There are things to do OTHER than partying like its year one, eating beyond obesity with the ridiculous amount of restaurants, and buying old overpriced/bullshit novelty items. But iIsuggest you go to Richmond for any fun, shit gets old real quick in this town.

by Dr Dingleberry June 3, 2017

skull fried

Someone who has done to many drugs, and now has impaired sences, judgement, motor skills etc. Another way of saying "perma fried".

That kid is so skull fried... Oh well. He'll realize what hes done to himself in a few years...

by immediate_kontrol June 21, 2007

fried

Being fucked up for life because of a drug incident.

Fuck nigga leave dat bum alone, he's fried

by 925Nigga July 3, 2006

fried

being made fun of or humiliated really badly

Person1:(Says something humiliating/funny about person 2)
Person2: Shutup

Person 2 Got Fried

by Jar-Jar December 17, 2006