FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021

fred armisen

Fred Armisen is one of the single greatest SNL cast members of all time.

A hero to the weirdos and punks, he is truly a good comedian that deserves more recognition!

I just met Fred Armisen! He’s so sweet!

by Woody Mellor March 4, 2021

Fedeufel

Cuddling with “extra steps”

Man: “hey Caleb have fun with that fedeufel last night~?”
Caleb: “yeah, it was great~”

by TheNurse69 April 18, 2021

Fred Syndrome

Fred Syndrome is a disease that affects a person, typically causing sickness and nausea. It is caused when a person eats food from the floor or other insanitary sources. Fred Syndrome originates from late 2017, when Fred ate a large amount of leftover food from a school playground, and was not seen in school until the following week. It is not thought to be contagious, however there is no known cure. Fred Syndrome can be prevented by not being a fucking wrongun and eating half eaten food from a disease ridden minging school.

Don't eat that food from the floor, you'll catch Fred Syndrome

by makooger June 4, 2021

Dead Fred

Slang for Fredericksburg VA, referencing the absolute lack of recreational activities beyond the mall, the movies, or bowling.

What do you guys want to do tonight?
What is there to do? We live in Dead Fred for God's sake.

by TheatrePerson December 21, 2010

Bird Feeder

When you ejaculate on a man or woman's face, lick it off, and then spit into their mouth.

Khory gave her the bird feeder and she loved it.

by tdement661 June 16, 2018

Bottom Feeders

Synergy aka a place that took all my friends away. Now I have to hang out with Baxter. I wish they would all come back I never knew the golden time we were all in till they left.

RIP Martin, Aaron, Dan, Chad, Justin, Rick

All my friends are bottom feeders now and I miss them.

by GrandyPants September 3, 2019