florida clueless 

A boy/girl who is clueless about everything in Florida. Usually doesn't talk about Florida because they are disgusted that there parents moved here. Not in touch with the Florida lifestyle, and gawk at the old leathery women and saggy sailors that can't get it up anymore. Doesn't really like hot weather. Wants to leave ASAP. Not into any sort of crowd, and feels outta place.

Bitch girl 1- Who is she? Who doesn't she hang out with?
Bitch girl 2- Girl, she is Florida Clueless.

or

Boy 1- Why do you want to move to NYC?
Girl 1- I am just Florida Clueless.

florida clueless by a clueless girl in Florida August 3, 2007

"Florida feedbag" 

A perverse sexual act involving cunnilingus followed by the vomiting of orange juice, and more cunnilingus.

"To give her the full experience of the Sunshine State, I was sure to include the "Florida feedbag" in our late night activities."

"Florida feedbag" by JessviaLeaviaZac December 10, 2006

Florida Rappers 

includes some really good rappers like Flo Rida and DJ Khaled and Pit Bull and many more

Florida rappers are really awsome and proud of where their from

Florida Rappers by Haley ellyn ann August 4, 2008

Florida Christian School (FCS) 

PART 6
I will be attending an excellent college next year, which reminds me that no one from Florida Christian ever excelled and went to a prestigious college, they were always "unmentionable" colleges, when in reality most claim to go to the University of Florida, home of the gators, but they really end up going to Miami-Dade Community College.

Oh before I forget the Chapels the school holds.. They are usually time consumers and what teachers hope for every Wednesday to avoid teaching. Usually kids hold up their hands and pretend to care, so they aren't yelled at later in class, if you chewed gum or used your phone in chapel its usually a referral and the deens give you a lecture and make you apologize to whoever gave the sermon that day. The sermons were usually boring as f*** I had to have friends nudge me to keep me awake, and the whole standing up and singing for like 45 minutes.. Yeah you get the jest of it, doing that for 52 days a year, well you end up memorizing those songs in a heartbeat causing you to have insomnia and haunt you. The sermons, well they were boring.

continued in part 7...

Florida Christian School (FCS) resents books like Twilight.

Florida Christian School (FCS) by Student411&101 October 23, 2011

Florida Hot Stick 

Upon wiping her ass, the girl proceeds to manually stimulate her man with her excrement.

Bob conveys to Randy after a night of prolonged drinking: "I totally loved the Florida Hot Stick my girlfriend gave me last night."

Florida Hot Stick by Kevin the Culprit April 13, 2008

florida boy 

One who originates from Florida and considers him self to be a gator chasing red neck.

"Damn Chris put down that gator and grab a beer" "Whoo Hooo I'm a Florida boy"

florida boy by codyc22us December 19, 2008

Florida Christian School (FCS) 

PART 1
Welcome to Florida Christian School. Our tuition fee rises every year so make sure to give us your money! Help us help Haiti, and all these other poor countires... Instead, the greedy faculty members give the money to themselves and yet don't help the cause at all.. These hypocrites are usually greedy, arrogant shit heads who don't have any degree in teaching or even a college degree.. which should frighten many. Some teachers just don't give a damn and some just attempt to teach, and tell the world how they are trying to give us- the students a better education yet they don't! Most teachers here are terrible, they don't know how to teach and the more you pay, the closer you are to an A. (I'm not saying all teachers were clueless, some actually had a high intellect and some were actually smart and had teaching degrees...) If you have a family relationship to any faculty member in the school you easily pass the class with an A and you go to the school for free. YES FOR "FREE" as in the money everyone else is paying for.

continued in part 2

Oh you go to Florida Christian School (FCS)? Hahaha you'll never get an education there!

Florida Christian School (FCS) by Student411&101 October 23, 2011