peanuts envy 

Being jealous of someone because they have more or bigger nuts than you.

Because John did not have any nuts, he had peanuts envy of everyone that did.

peanuts envy by kswarthog August 25, 2008

vagina envy 

When a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the sex his friend enjoyed.

Shawn: Did you hear Steve scored with Isis!?!
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...

vagina envy by ValmontSJU December 7, 2007

gender envy 

RanbooLive

dude? what’s gender envy?

you know ranboo?

yeah?

him.

gender envy by dnfisreal/j August 25, 2021

Penis Envy 

To be jealous of another man's Penis.

Bro 1: Dude, what's up with Nate?
Bro 2: He saw Luke's penis and now he's feeling jealous out of inferiority.
Bro 1: Ah, total penis envy

Penis Envy by Botaku October 1, 2018

penis envy 

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

penis envy by KB October 5, 2003

penis envy 

Sigmund Freud’s Penis Envy Theory
Women want to work = they envy the penis
Not kidding, that’s how he came up with this.
He was doing a study on women by talking to men. His theory was based on what men told him.

Karen Horney proved Freud’s theory wrong a few years later. She did a study about women with women.

Women want to work = Penis Envy

penis envy by TazMania January 28, 2008

Ivy Envy 

The reason people hate the Chicago Cubs and the friendly confines of Wrigley Field. The name comes from the beautiful green ivy that grows on the outfield wall of the greatest stadium in the history of sports.

Most people suffering from Ivy Envy are white sox fans who should be called 'Cub Haters' instead of 'sox fans' because they would rather see the Cubs lose than see the sox win.

Sox Fan: "Cubs Suck"

Cubs Fan: "Shut the fuck up you piece of trash! Take your Ivy Envy back to that ghetto on the south side!"

Ivy Envy by Ronnie Woo Woo May 16, 2008