Edward Cullen

the most beautiful vampire to ever be written about. He has topaz colored eyes and bronze colored hair. He is pale white and ice cold. Wife is Isabella(bella) Swan, Brothers are Emmett and Jasper, Sisters are Rosalie and Alice, parents are Carlisle and Esme. Is adroed by almost every american female and some males. Is the perfect boyfriend and husband. What every girl looks for

Edward Cullen is in my dreams every night.

by Gertrude Applegate January 29, 2009

Edward Cullen

A "vegetarian" vampire. Girls swoon over him pathetically. Girls think he's sexy.
He knows he is.

While I have to admit he is cute. Just not sexy. He "dazzles" girls. And makes them wish he was real.

Girl #1- Edward! Your soooooo hot and sexy
*swoon*
Girl #2- Wayyyy hot and sexy!!! *swoon*

Edward Cullen- I know.I kno- Ooooo, Look at that handsome man. *dazzle dazzle*

by NikiZee April 18, 2009

cullan page

A big fuck up who likes to stalk older men.

Cullan Page is a sweet, bitter, nasty man who likes to poopsterbate.

I see a Cullan Page!

Is he stalking that old man?

Yeah, It's a Cullan Page!

by Chrissaaazaa April 13, 2014

Cullen

A cheater or plagerizer

They will throw you out of college if they find out you are a cullen

by Arsenhagos May 1, 2017

Cullen Omori

Cullen Omori is a singer, songwriter, guitar player. Originally from the band "Smith Westerns" now doing solo work on his own albums the most recent being "New Miseries". Best known for his hit single "Cinnamon" although "Sour Silk" is another amazing title from his album. Cullen is currently signed to sub-pop.

Person 1: "Man too bad the smith westerns split!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but now we have Cullen Omori."

or

Person 1: "Cullen Omori is too pretty for his own good"

by yks758 May 28, 2018

Culleys Peanut Dish

The act of a dog licking your arse and balls clean of peanut butter

His dog licked Culleys Peanut Dish for the 9th time that day

by Gaydon69 April 18, 2020

Culleyitis

1) To be in a vegetative like state i.e cannot comprehend ANY instructions given to them as they have NO IQ..
2) To be EXTREMELY dirty, no hygiene awareness , apelike living habits, there bodies have formed but there animal instincts havent matured properly...
3) To be a doofus all your life and end up a bum on the street begging for cash and food.

You have a case of Culleyitis, youre doomed haha

by Rory Andrews December 10, 2008